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Dominican Republic 

The most corrupt country LatinAmerican.

In its beginnings, the Dominican Republic was a country inhabited by people who were not afraid to give their lives for the country and protect them from the corrupt, but nowadays it is only an island full of corrupt politicians, Illiterates, superficial uncultured adolescents, people without Civic sense, etc ... It is also known to have the world record of "Major traffic accidents in a year", and to own the worst education system in Latin America. Without doubt, a country that not to be proud of today day. Nevertheless, if it were not for the prevailing delinquency in the country, it would be one of the best tourist destinations in the world, as it is the perfect example of a tropical paradise.
"A great place to visit, A Worse place to live, Welcome to the Dominican republic "
Dominican Republic by Fry Chopin January 20, 2017

Dominican Shoehorn 

When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.
Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.
Dominican Shoehorn by Macdeez August 21, 2013

Dominican Hook

(n) 1. A process in which a Hispanic male proceeds to stick his finger into the mouth of a sleeping white girl.
Guy 1: "Did he end up banging that one girl last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but I heard he gave her the Dominican Hook"
Guy 1: "Nice..."
Dominican Hook by MyronGaines September 28, 2014

dominican mudslide 

When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.
After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.

Dominican flop 

A rare modern hairstyle where the person's hair is short on the sides and long on the top. The hair on the top of the persons head is combed over to their desired side. Hair gel or other products may be used to get the desired "flop" to stay all day.
That large American's Dominican flop is blowing In the wind
Dominican flop by Send it January 6, 2017

Dominican married

When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!
"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."