doodoo powder

The powder that a homeless person wipes their ass with.

The officer thought the white powder was cocaine. He smelled the large white rock of white substance and asked the man what it was. The man responded, "That is my doodoo powder! I wipe my ass with it."

by David1302 June 18, 2007

doodoo finger

When wiping your ass you accidentally touch some shit that was still hanging on with your finger.

Bob came out of the bathroom with a doodoo finger.

Bob smells his finger, then realized he had doodoo finger.

by Ron Y. August 10, 2010

Dodo

Relating to the extinct and perpetually bungling Dodo bird.
Used to describe someone without common sense and who always has the pathetic confused look on their face when a question is asked.

My god she's such a fucking Dodo.

by Michael March 11, 2003

dodong

An extremely dumb person, a step away from being retarded

Why would you eat that dog shit?! You're a freakin dodong.

by coolio5251 September 9, 2006

doodoo

Alternate word for poop

"Hey Steve, come over here, look what I bought. It's a Baby Ruth bar! You can have some!"

"Shit man, what you tryin' to pull. That ain't no Baby Ruth bar, that's doo doo."

by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005

doodoocrack

noun.
a person who intakes a large significant amount of drugs on a daily basis

I saw a doodoocrack taking a shit in the metro today.

My parents are doodoocracks

by an actual doodoocrack August 28, 2018

way of the Dodo

Something that is passe or is no longer seen or used.

(Coined by Jason Shotwell, as heard in "Superman III"

Video Arcades have gone the way of the Dodo.

by Chris O'Brien November 11, 2008