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Alexander Downer

(or Downer) Aust, Lit: Australian Foreign Affairs Minister. Also;

n.
1) Any servile lackey. (see john howard)

2) Any sad and lonely person happily pwned by idiots for the sake of any company at all.

3) A useless object (see white elephant), any object serving no legitimate or practical purpose.

4) A happy and inane waffler (see logorrhea, Arnold Rimmer), any person talking to excess about nothing of significance while sporting a dumb smile.

adj.
5) (fashion) Ugly and ill-fitting clothing making men look like women or else making women look too much like men. Also, unattractive. (see fugly)

v.
6)To enjoy being stupid.
1) Mitch is my bitch, Mitch is my (Alexander) Downer. I keep him on a tight leash.

2) Greg could be an Alexander Downer at times. He didn't mind following the biggest losers around if it meant he could save himself from a moment spent alone.

3) That shitty car turned out to be a complete Alexander Downer. It cost a small fortune and never worked.

4) Peter did a total (Alexander) Downer on us. Talking for about thirty minutes on the importance of snails in history.

adj.
5) "Darlin, I hate to tell you but that's a total (Alexander) Downer jacket. It makes your boobs look small and it makes your shoulders look too masculine."

v.
6)(Downing, Downering, Alexander Downering) "Gazza was drunk and tripping, happily Downering the night away, talking to his own feet."
by Costa Del Barto June 26, 2006
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Dougie Downer

In correlation with "Debbie Downer." A term used to describe a male who is being a downer. Also used to define any male possessing any negative traits such as being cheap, anti-social, apprehensive, and downright aggravating to be around. They don't take many risks and they are normally scared to do anything that bends the rules. Someone being a Dougie Downer is someone you can't have any fun with.
Mike, stop being such a Dougie Downer man, you sound like you have a stick up your butt.
by Anti-Downer Regulator July 20, 2010
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Donnie Downer

The male equivalent to a "Debbie Downer"

A man who says negative things during a positive event, thus bringing down the high energy levels or good vibes all around. This negativity tends to make others feel like shit or infuriated.
Bruce: This party is wild! The girls are hot and the beer is cold!

Larry: Not as cold as my blue balls! Let's face it, we're never gonna get laid tonight and beer causes liver problems...

Bruce: Damn it! Stop being a Donnie Downer!!!
by Charagunga September 23, 2009
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dooner

a wild and crazy experience that you cannot remember hours or days later
that was such a dooner night
by paula April 25, 2004
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Dirty Doherty

The combination of a blumpkin and a dutch oven. The act of performing fellatio on a person who is defecating on a latrine while being covered with a blanket to trap all the gases.
Steve got a Dirty Doherty from Susan last night. Man, she was plastered!!
by Joeandjoymakejoey July 17, 2009
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Thumb Downer

A person who visits the "urban Dictionary" website with the intention of reading peoples entries, and then giving them a thumbs down. Often these people have had traumatic events in their lives that have caused them to be so full of hate and anger that the only way they can express their hate on the world is to give people "thumbs down" on a website meant for peoples amusement and pleasure.
Jonnie: Hey man, I'm feeling angry because my Momma made me eat cold beans when I was little, and I need a way to let the world know I'm suffering and angry, what should I do?
Stevie: Why don't you go on the urban dictionary website and become a "Thumb Downer"? Just read something that someone has wrote for your amusement, then give it a thumbs down. I do it all the time!
Jonnie: Thats great advice, Thanks Stevie, People like you make the world a great place to be!
by Paul Fleming January 3, 2007
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Dhoner bal

tor dhoner bal tan dimu halar poot
by biach September 17, 2003
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