Dodder

(DAUD-er) a pen that ceases to function while it is being used for something of upmost importance, such as writing a term-paper that is due in twenty minutes. can also be used to describe a person who refuses to do anything when he/she is needed.

This paper is due in twenty minutes and this dodder is really pissing me off.

my brother is a mechanic but he can be such a dodder sometimes. last week my car broke down and he refused to help me fix it.

by saycock June 20, 2007

dodder

a racist term used in the united kingdom to describe black people.

did you see that fucking dodder over there?

by kingkoopa June 23, 2013

doddzie

a slang term for a chode smoking uncle fucking horse licking butt fucked homo

jeez here comes chippy...hes such a doddzie.

by Andrew Noisy Dodds October 18, 2008

dodderati

A collective mass nown for older people. Derives from a habit of slow movement through shop checkouts due to hands 'doddering' or shaking with change.

Ive got 5 minutes to eat this bloody sandwich before Period 4. I go to the supermarket and it takes 15 minutes to get served due to the dodderati in front of me!

by mids99 July 14, 2009

Doddemead

Generally means a gangly character.

When you see a gangly looking person you can yell out "Look its a Doddemead!" or "Doddaz" for short

by tc2009 February 4, 2010

doddable

Adj. /dod-A-bul/

To be sexually desirable.

Shaggable, fuckable, doable, bangable, screwable.

Related:

Dodd, dodding, dodded.

"See him with the beard? He's pure doddable"
"I'd dodd that"
"He'd get dodded all night"
"I could go a good dodding"

by Gemgem0001 July 13, 2014

doddy dick

Saying like bomb, amazing and big dick.

I told my sidie, "you know you want this doddy dick" and she said, "yes because it's amazing."

by Sidieslayer November 27, 2015