Distracting someone from something you might have said or done (usually something embarrassing) by using flattery.
Jim: Hey mate. Long time no see. Nice new hair style!
Charlie: Thanks but it's a wig. I have alopecia. It started a few weeks ago...
Jim: Oh. Uh... You're looking slender these days! Have you been working out?
Charlie: No, the Doctor thinks it's a wasting disease, but I'm waiting for test results.
Jim: Err. Well. You've got a very pretty mou--
Charlie: --STOP WITH THE DISTRACTERY ALREADY!
Charlie: Thanks but it's a wig. I have alopecia. It started a few weeks ago...
Jim: Oh. Uh... You're looking slender these days! Have you been working out?
Charlie: No, the Doctor thinks it's a wasting disease, but I'm waiting for test results.
Jim: Err. Well. You've got a very pretty mou--
Charlie: --STOP WITH THE DISTRACTERY ALREADY!
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Todd: Hey Distraction corner calm down
Distraction corner: •keeps talking but gets louder every minute•
Distraction corner: •keeps talking but gets louder every minute•
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A person or group who wishes to distract and or prevent another person or group from reaching their political goal.
Often masks themselves as a part of a specific group only to distract that group with useless vague hermetical spiralling.
Often masks themselves as a part of a specific group only to distract that group with useless vague hermetical spiralling.
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Get the Distractipated mug.Translucent decorative stickers that go on glass doors and glass paneling, required by many building codes, meant to prevent idiots from walking straight into a clear wall or door.
Maintenance staff is scheduled to install distraction markers on the glass doors to the conference room so Jerry won't keep breaking his nose.
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Log your labors of love with Distractionaries. Notebooks for all your crafting projects and hobbies.
by Distractionaries May 3, 2022
Get the Distractionaries mug.A bond formed between two people that is beneath a relationship or a situationship for the sole purpose of distracting oneself or selves from another relationship or situationship. This may be done consciously or subconsciously. Additionally, one person may see the bond as more of a relationship/situationship whereas the other person may truly see it for what it is.
A relationship is your boyfriend/girlfriend. A situationship is the sticky mess you find yourself in with a person who avoids commitment. And distractionship(s) are all the random people on your snap that you flirt with to make yourself feel better about said relationship or situationships.
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