Pimp in distress

Needing help, In Trouble, Distess call, SOS.

"Pimp in disress, help, help "Pimp in distress. Have no fear underdog is here! Thanks. Okay what cha need. nuttin.

by Fat_Boyh September 25, 2006

DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.

Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.

by Ceylon August 21, 2009

Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation

when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.

Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!

by a babies goad May 4, 2017

no disrespect

Something people say before saying something disrespectful

No disrespect, but your a fuckin idiot.

by Airtonios February 26, 2017

Disregard women, Acquire currency

Another way of saying fuck bitches get money.

"Sir, what do you plan on doing for the rest of your life?"
"Disregard women, Acquire currency!"

by ilovesushi July 1, 2014

Dipressed

when you are so depressed you feel like dying.

Josh, I am so dipressed! I'm so fat and I have so many papers to do

by dipressedcreator December 4, 2017

disrespekdahl

when ekdahl proceeds to black out and shows blatant disrespect for anthing that isnt his

Disrespekdahl blacked out and broke shit and woke up in jail next to a mexican't

by pseudoname April 9, 2005