Dairy Dispensers

A girl with a big set of boobs

Fred: hey! She got dairy dispensers on her!

Jay: Oh yea! You’re correct!

by Squachnnn July 15, 2022

Dispensary fetish

When someone is obsessed with getting ripped off at a dispensary. They wont buy weed from their well established fair and cost effective dealer. They insist on waiting in line for hours to get the same or inferior product at 3x the price.

Matt insists on goin to that govt run nazi camp to get ripped off buyin that overpriced kush and stand in line all day. What a cunt. Hes got major dispensary fetish. My local dealer joho has all the good shit, i never have to wait and i can get a splooge job with my dank before leaving at the same cost he pays.

by ballplayer182 March 7, 2022

dispensalanche

The sudden avalanche of ice cubes from the ice maker that inevitably overfills your glass.

Sorry about all the ice cubes on the floor, I've just experienced a dispensalanche.

by Karl The Trout November 2, 2007

Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.

hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?

by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

disconserve

to efficiently and deliberatly waste. to intentionally consume resources such as energy, money, or jizz

"Since I'm only hate-fucking this bitch, I'm going to disconserve my energy, go apeshit on her, and get it over with so I can enjoy seeing my man sauce blind her"

by jordoski August 17, 2006

disperse

To scatter from the scene of the crime or to go seperate ways.
It is also a game, where one throws something at a group of people yelling "DISPERSE" before they throw it. If they get hit or hurt in any way, they can not do anything to you because you had told them to DISPERSE!!!!

Oh Shit, there he is! DISPERSE!!!!

by AL-BAiDA January 13, 2009

Cheese Dispensor

A condition in which a males penis is so sensitive he ejaculates upon contact with any surface.

Did you hear about the guy who has the cheese dispensor?

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011