discineration

when it’s a hot day above 40 degrees and a green icey-pole melts between the hours of 3pm and 5am.

lick your icey-pole Jimmy before it is discineration

by discineration October 26, 2020

Disconflabibulationalisticism

The feeling one has after listening to Joe Biden speak publicly.

I left the DNC rally feeling an overwhelming disconflabibulationalisticism about Biden’s plans.

I wasn’t really sure what was said.

He starts talking and it’s like watching a gas powered windup toy on a merry-go-round in a hurricane..

I don’t know why you’re here

I don’t know what you’re doing

I don’t know where you’re going.

I don’t think you know either...

by The Helpful Geek September 24, 2020

Disconsolate Shower Tug

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.

I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug

by Surlypat January 17, 2022

connect/disconnect

When a person is only nice with someone to have sex with them.

"Connect/Disconnect that bitch.

by C45.45ggg November 25, 2016

Intertwinly disconnected

When your people know someone's else's people but do not even know that y'all know each other.

Hey I didn't know you knew them, see were all intertwinly disconnected

by Stacy james. . October 3, 2020

disconserve

to efficiently and deliberatly waste. to intentionally consume resources such as energy, money, or jizz

"Since I'm only hate-fucking this bitch, I'm going to disconserve my energy, go apeshit on her, and get it over with so I can enjoy seeing my man sauce blind her"

by jordoski August 17, 2006

Disconcentrate

Similar to distract, but in a less interruptive way. To take away one's concentration on a single subject or action.

I'm trying to put this puzzle together but your laughter is making me disconcentrate !!

by TheFloraScene July 12, 2007