Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Diddler Stache

A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time

mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish

by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022

diddler

Kris Ralston

The definition of Kris Ralston is a diddler

by Sybenga February 11, 2017

Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Diddler

Someone who diddles cock and balls

Don’t be a diddler like Coersy

by Bsjejdnndididkdmnes December 8, 2022

The Diddler

A meme-inspired nickname for Sean “Diddy” Combs, playing off the allegations tied to his controversial Freak Off Parties. The term pokes fun at his alleged involvement in shady, secretive activities and is often used online when referencing his rumored parties or questionable behavior in a tongue-in-cheek manner.

“Every time ‘The Diddler’ trends, you know something wild is about to surface.”

by IRSAgents October 6, 2024

Diddler

A diddler is someone who partakes or indulges in peculiar and weird sexual activities or kinks involving the same or opposite gender.

Tracy asked me last night if I could lick her belly button and make dog noises “she’s such a diddler”

by Gooner_spooner12 May 29, 2025