dicktionary

The "little black book" used by a slutty female; contains phone numbers of her male booty calls.

Carol: I feel like getting laid tonight.
Stephanie: So what are you going to do about it?
Carol: Good thing I am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever I want. I'll look in my dicktionary and see who hasn't been called in a while.

by Swivelnuts August 14, 2011

An Urban Dicktionary

1. A dumb ass person who thinks they're smart.

2. A ghetto version of a know-it-all. An intelligent minority.

1. Dude1: Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Dude2: well aren't you an Urban Dicktionary.

2. Guy1: Man I wish I had an Eggs-Box 360!
Guy2: Its called an X-Box dumb ass.
Guy1: Well excuse me mister Urban Dicktionary!
Guy2: I'm just trying to educate your ass.
Guy1: Yea but you don't have to be an Urban Dicktionary about it.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Dicktionary

When a girl has the choice of having sex with a plethora of different men and she cant decide who to have sex with so she looks at their penises to decide.

"I couldnt decide who to sleep with, so i had to look in the Dicktionary.

by Prezodent Nixon January 21, 2011

dicktonite

A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.

Man, that bitch has a lethal dose of dicktonite!

by lucyfur April 13, 2008

Dicktionary

A dictionary for all the different ways you can say penis.

"Is tally-wacker still an accepted way to say penis?"

"I dunno let me check my dicktionary"

by Hellersyez May 23, 2013

Dicktionhairy

The act of inserting your penis into a large hairy vagina.

Went to an oldtimer's bar, met a women in her seventies, and prepared myself for some dicktionhairy.

by Frank Palace January 9, 2019

my-dicktionary

A conscious neglection of a generally agreed spelling and/or grammar convention.

His paper on modern spelling and grammar was a total my-dicktionary.

by Sido Lanters November 21, 2009