Dumb Deer

A common phrase used to describe a brunette, rather than a blonde, with low intelligence, practical experience, or common sense. It compares her intelligence to that of roadkill.

Wow, Jane just got a -14 on her math test... She's such a dumb deer.

Kandel is such a dumb deer! She keeps complaining that her pencil is backwards and that the eraser is where the point should be and the point is where the eraser should be!

by Endoplasmc Reti February 5, 2010

The Deer Feeder

When a dude cums in his hand and his partner then eats it out of his hand as dude pets their head .

Credit to G.A

That chick loved it when i gave her The Deer Feeder.

by Full palms June 16, 2016

Dance with the deer

Having one or two or three or too many shots of the German drink Jägermeister. Generally you do silly things, sometimes including dancing or simply falling over.

To dance with the deer is fun.
Dancing with the deer is fun that night till you get awoken by the deer's hoof in your head the next day.
I danced with the deer last night.

by Mb500 March 2, 2009

deer

a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.

Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.

by Nickaliszious January 1, 2009

Brown Deer

broun deer
-noun

The only suburb of Milwaukee with a 1:1 ratio of blacks and whites. Has a bowling alley, Salvation Army. The site for the PGA tour (in the aptly named Brown Deer Park).

Also known as: Brown Dizzle, BD-Town, The Village

"I live in Brown Deer. White people and black people do too"

by heirloomination February 24, 2009

deerfoot

1. When a woman's vagina is fat and the lips of the labia and swollen or fatter than usual, and one can see through clothing..ie. spandex,underwear

2. Camel Toe

1. a) Bitch show me that deerfoot. b)What is that? A booty in the front ?

2. Damn look at that beezy's deerfoot.

by saavage October 11, 2005

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012