Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

desmond

A very hot man with a massive 8-inch cock

desmond is so hot and cool

by not_desmond May 26, 2023

matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Desmond

A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease

Yo desmond is mad cool

by Ballagfdf April 21, 2022

Desmond

Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.

Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."

Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."

by quagmiretoilet October 31, 2022

Desmond Effect

A thing which happens when a person goes insane from other people.

"I just.. went through a Desmond Effect, that's all."

by Pixelcraftian October 30, 2018

Desmond

He is a topper who scored 97.44% in his 10th grade and is an artist.

He has brain of desmond.

by muralikrishna March 24, 2022