familial dementia

The anxiety, worry, despair and insanity a person may feel or deal with regarding any small or large family interaction or assembly; this is usually based on the perceived right and responsibility of kin to be annoying, to be annoyed and disgusted with you, to be rude, unsupportive, condescending, derogatory; to question and disapprove of everything you think or do “on principle”; to basically butt heads and accept this mutual condemnation because “love means never having to say you’re sorry” (the only situation in which this idiotic & insane epitaph could possibly apply).

Vivian dreads her annual family reunion picnic so much that this familial dementia mutates into insane schemes, such as supposed tropical diseases or covert government secret missions, the details of which she cannot reveal even to her mother, in order to keep herself from having to attend.

by ChezCinque August 21, 2011

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dick dementor

Someone who gives a blowjob so good they suck a piece of your soul out

Babe, what's the matter with you? You've been laying in bed babbling for the past 10 minutes

Nothing...I just...you sucker me retarded. You're like a goddamn dick dementor

by RememberZapata October 24, 2015

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Party Dementia

A state of disorientation resulting from excessive combination substance abuse achievable only by the large available quantity of free drugs/alcohol found at parties.

The symptoms include (but are not limited to) :

-Forgetting time/place/date
-Oversleeping for mandatory events (Work, school)
-Losing otherwise sacred items (keys,wallet,phone)
-Calling people you've done a very good job avoiding for years, with an uncalled for sense of affection
-Waking up in strange, unsleepable places

Bro 1: *Bursts in room with 24 pack* "YOU READY FOR THE THIRSTY THURSDAY PARTY WEEKEND BRUH"

Bro 2: "Dude, its Monday. Arent you supposed to be at work? I think you got party dementia bro... where are your pants and why are you covered in mayonnaise?"
Bro 1: *sobs*

by Vaulterofmanylavas October 4, 2016

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El Demente

El Demente is the best Argentinian YouTuber ever. He has hit 2 millions subscribers and going non-stop for 3 million subs. His alter ego is known as "Cringeman". El Demente really enjoys doing Instagram Stories, filming videos, watching La Rosa de Guadalupe and also appearing in soap operas such as "100 días para enamorarse". His best friends are PedritoVm, the fridge and Boffe GP's stolen chair

Person 1: Would you recommend me some good content creator?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. Check out "El Demente" in YouTube

by Balbu November 30, 2018

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