Cum Delivery

When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later

Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!

by milkBAKE February 13, 2020

Homie delivery

When you ask a friend to deliver something to your home.

Me: Did you get that bottle of vodka for tonight?
Her: Just asked a friend for a homie delivery!

by Bibtan July 19, 2020

Royal delivery

When 5 guys cum in each hole on a girls face and then she suffocates

I’m not sure but I think she wants a “royal delivery”

by Tassive mit May 9, 2023

wow i been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

Wow I been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

Wow I been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

by Wow I been asking for the same October 27, 2017

deliverability

Index used to measure if a developer is able to deliver a project on time, or if he's full of shit and should be punished.

Daniel, your deliverability is poor

Ben asked for higher deliverability for the whole team

Fernanda is fucking with our deliverability with all those random tasks

Abelardo, our deliverability index shows that you suck

by Random project manager April 26, 2017

Reverse Milk Delivery

When a girl is giving head to a guy and when he finishes in her mouth the girl pretends to swallow. The girl then leans in for a kiss and when they kiss she dumps his load in his mouth.

A girl was giving me head and when I finished and she wanted a kiss I knew I was going to get a reverse milk delivery.

by Milk Delivery Man September 6, 2016