the deadpool effect

When, in comparison to your undersized hands, everything else feels large.

Donald Trump claims he has a big penis, but in reality, he just suffers from the deadpool effect.

by KnobsInTheGob November 24, 2016

deadjournal

A so-called "gothic" alternative to the blogger LiveJournal, it holds thousands upon thousands of screaming, 14-year-old gothic idiots. There is a much smaller percentage of actual, functioning writers on this side, but, I have yet to come across a single elusive specimin after six years in the field.

DeadJournal is so fucking plebian.

by deathtobees January 5, 2004

deadmonton

deadmonton is a term used to describe the city Edmonton located in Canada. It is a combination of 'dead' and 'edmonton' and is commonly used by a younger generation to describe how boring the city is and just how little there is to do.

There's nothing to do around here..
It's deadmonton...

Man I can't find any places to take good photos!
It's deadmonton...

by L.W. Definitions June 14, 2018

Deadshit

Someone who is an asshole, prick. Used in many situations wilst driving. or in the presence of an Abrahams

You fucking DEADSHIT pete..
Screaming out of the car window, deadshit!

by Shannon Masters November 25, 2003

Deadhorse

What Trump has been beating on since he started to run for president. He's talking about nothing but himself, open your eyes. fuck Hillary too though. Vote for Jim Carrey.

Trump's whole campaign is based of the fact that Hillary is like the worst solution and Trump is only slightly better. He has plans that he can't say so instead he beats a deadhorse and talks about himself in order to waste time. on the contrary Hillary will avoid talking about herself. Both are liers.

by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016

deadlocked

When the jury can't agree on a verdict.

Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh! Free Willy!

by Principal Skinner January 11, 2008

Deadspace Moment

1.The moment in time where something bad is happening behind a window and you can't do anything to stop it.

2. Watching something bad happening that can not be interfered with.

3.Helplessness

Guy 1: I watched her die before my eyes
Guy 2:Why didn't you do anything she could have been saved
Guy 1: It was a Deadspace Moment, I couldn't do anything, I'm sorry.

by Chunkypandas April 13, 2011