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Gaffer Dazzle 

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
Gaffer Dazzle by Hackpwn April 9, 2022
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wazzle dazzle 

wazzle dazzle is a special detergent made for all, except tories. in any case it will poison them, so its a 2-in-1 deal!! the face of our business is a quartet, containing the talents of rei, shinji, fawkes and troy!

we have also expanded into other industries such as catering, furniture and more.
"wazzle dazzle is just so cool, it helps me with my angel of a boyfriend's blood stains so much!!"
wazzle dazzle by wazzlemydazzle August 11, 2022

razzle dazzle 

to either give a hand job with your feet or to “toe” someone
he was trying to give me to ole razzle dazzle at the party discreetly
razzle dazzle by shawdy4206969 November 16, 2022

Razzle Dazzle 

This word is used for Putting on a show. This is an example on how it may be used
Bully: meet me, behind the school after school now.

Me: Oh you wanna razzle dazzle do ya huh
Bully; isn't it obvious punk.
Razzle Dazzle by Katelynn162 December 16, 2022

Frazzle dazzle 

Frazzle dazzle by Kapcola September 30, 2023

shmable dazzle 

the thing that hides under your bed at night
The oggie boogie man is scared of the shmable dazzle under his bed

frazzle dazzle 

boy 1," hey frazzle dazzle "

hey pookie
frazzle dazzle by anonymous December 26, 2023