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Dave

A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks.

They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.
Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous"
Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"
by LittleZeus September 26, 2020
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Dave

listen have you ever been to mid west? that's is a dave's domain ... he love it there. have you of cats? So has Dave. he loves kitties nicely. SPORTS SPORTS SPROTS. damn if you ever meet. a dave, never forget, because you won't be forgotten . and that's on periodt
me: hi have you heard of the best person evert???
you: no who
you: wait you gonna say Dave right
me: how did you know??
you: because of course, Dave supremacy
by DJ Fairlady November 1, 2021
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Dave

Any manchild who doesn’t listen to a real woman that knows how to fix it.

ie; opposite of a Karen. Male form of a Karen. Thing they know everything because they are male. Worst person ever to work on your car.
Stupid Dave, ran bad fuel through it and never changed the oil, engine is blown. Should have listened to Karen!!
by Jessiemonstar December 26, 2020
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Dave

Dave is the worst barber in New Jersey. Generally he is used to punish kids with horrible haircuts.
My son bought v-bucks on my credit card so I took him to Dave for punishment.
by King dedede Discord server August 3, 2022
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Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!?
Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?
by MomoShiggens March 18, 2009
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Dave

"Yo Mark, could you spare a dave?"
"I'm gonna go have a dave"
"Did Herschel give you money so you could get a pack of daves?"
by The_Illusive_Man February 15, 2010
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Dave

The inly think dave drinks is madrinas coffee, now 20% off using code krtzyy!
by DaveMod69swag July 23, 2020
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