doster

To expend a great deal of effort trying to undo the unfortunate (although hilarious) consequences of one's prior outlandish actions (usually pertaining to Mr. Joseph Smith, our esteemed prophet).

Man, he'll really have to doster that comment from the lecture at BYU about his fourteen wives.

by Cornelius Vanderbilt March 16, 2007

dastardly

Strangely, "bastardly" is not a word, but the same meaning is served by the term "dastardly." Once a serious insult, dastardly is now almost always used sarcastically. If used seriously, the speaker is most likely a nancy boy and/or fop. It is generally used in the phrase "dastardly deed(s)."

Fundie: You are the spawn of Satan! Repent and be saved!
Goth: Yep, you know me and my dastardly deeds (laughs).

by jazzriff October 29, 2005

online dater

Someone who is 15 or over and never kissed a girl in real life so he dates over a video game with someone he never met before in his life. Most common in Runescape since everyone over level 90 does it.

geek23244: Hi dragon
Dragon454363: Hey hun <3
geek23244: *follows dragon in circles* i love you so much! whats ur real name?
Dragon454363: Im tom r u a girl?
geek23244: ur supposed to be the girl! oh well.
Kid with a life: get a life online dater fags and real dates
Online daters: stfu noob we pwn j00

by n000ooo000ooo000ooob March 4, 2007

Cookie Duster

An unshapen mustache, starting from just under the nose, trimmed only around the brim of the top lip. A full bodied, thick, and most often very coarse, lip brow. More than capable of topping off a womans vagina in the deed of oral sex, resembling a duster.

Jons sweet new Mazda Miata and Cookie Duster definately scream 'I just ate a hookers poon'.

by d_town August 28, 2009

dater boo

noun. dat-er boo. -noun 1. A term of endearment for a person whom one is dating. 2. Referring to a cute person whom one is dating

I'll be busy with my dater boo this weekend.

by Chrissys dater boo November 4, 2010

dastrobolical

Dastrobolical: (adj) brilliantly dark, evil. ingenious, similar to diabolical but of a higher evil.

The dastrobolical scientist gleamed at his finished creation.

by tryhonesty November 8, 2006

dysterian

Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.

Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"

by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016