wet dollar

Just before ejaculating during sex, the man pulls out a dollar bill (any value), pulls out, and cums all over it, as much as possible --cover that shit-- and then starts to wipe it on their partner's face and other areas if necessary.
Dude, I wet dollar'd Jeff's boyfriend last night.

I got it in! But, she told me to wet dollar her first.
by Potato salad May 18, 2014
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Daddy Dollars

Money recived from your father that has not been earned by work.

Similar to Momma Money
Dad can i have some money i dont want to get a job. Pleese?
by myspace is for noobs August 03, 2005
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ass dollar

A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.
"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"
by KevinStuttgard February 04, 2007
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wally dollars

The peanuts that Walmart employees work for. Much like the income earned from most other jobs however much of it just finds its way back into the stores cash registers.
I got my check from the store last week. After groceries and that oil change they might as well have paid me in wally dollars.
by socialpanic December 09, 2010
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Cock Dollar

Crude joke or prank.
1) Pull out some dollar bills (any denomination) from your wallet.
2) Stick them one by one in your pants and rub your genitalia with it. (preferably after you have been doing some extraneous activity that causes the area to sweat)
3) go to a gas station to purchase an item with the "cock dollars"
4) After your purchase and the exchange of your "cock dollars", you have the satisfaction that the clerk has "your nut sack juices" in his/her hands.
We used slightly moist cock dollars to purchase the munchies for us and the gas for the pinto-mobile.
by buzz122 July 10, 2009
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otter dollar

A currency controlled by an attractive Waterlooper.
I'll give you three otter dollars for that coat!
by RadioactiveMan January 16, 2007
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Dollar Lamprey

Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.
Dude, you she's only with that wet doughnut because he drives a BMW. Psst, dollar lamprey.
by oxygen theif April 25, 2010
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