A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
The "backseat dm" or "backseat dungeon master" brings a thoroughly marked and noted rulebook, and is quick to jump in whenever a rule is broken or ignored.
The nerd/D&D version of backseat driving
The nerd/D&D version of backseat driving
Player 1: That's not really how it's done, but I'll allow it.
Player 2: Wait a minute! That's against rule 534 on page *flips open rulebook*
P1: I'M the DM here. Don't backseat dm me.
Player 2: Wait a minute! That's against rule 534 on page *flips open rulebook*
P1: I'M the DM here. Don't backseat dm me.
by shieldswinger March 25, 2018
“Is done an emotion? Because I feel that in my soul”
Lake day with my girls. I’m done with my job, my man and any other fucked up shit in my life! I make no apologies. (dm's activate aka DM's ABOUT TO BLOW UP!) #wondertwins
Lake day with my girls. I’m done with my job, my man and any other fucked up shit in my life! I make no apologies. (dm's activate aka DM's ABOUT TO BLOW UP!) #wondertwins
by hBC. May 20, 2020
I slide in the dm with katherine
by Trap queen1 September 10, 2016
A classic pairing within the Harry Potter fanfiction world. This is a shortened term for Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy. This is put in the story's summary to indicate that the characters come into a romantic situation together. This is a very popular pairing in fanfictions because of the angst and hatred that builds up between them. It makes for a very good plot and WAS very original way back when people were only up to the second book.
Story Summary Example:
"Defying Daddy": Draco doesn't know what to do with his new feelings and urges. He doesn't know what to say to a ready and willing Harry Potter when he asks him for more than a kiss...HP/DM
"Defying Daddy": Draco doesn't know what to do with his new feelings and urges. He doesn't know what to say to a ready and willing Harry Potter when he asks him for more than a kiss...HP/DM
by kydie November 27, 2005
Daily Mail; Did not Read
Derivative of tl;dr, related to hp;dr(Huffington Post;Did not Read). Used on news aggregation sites to indicate that they won't read the article because it's from the dailymail, an unreliable source.
Derivative of tl;dr, related to hp;dr(Huffington Post;Did not Read). Used on news aggregation sites to indicate that they won't read the article because it's from the dailymail, an unreliable source.
A: Look! Study on flying saucers proves that vaccines are dangerous!1! www.dailymail.co.uk/.....
B: dm;dr
B: dm;dr
by jemoer January 13, 2010
Double texting (but on like Instagram or snapchat), is when you dm a girl and she leaves you on read; and you're thinking that she must have been too busy or just doesn't know of your pure magnificence, knowing this, you decide to act.
She couldn't possibly NOT be interested, and in thinking this, being either being too dumb, awkward, or confident to know that she just isn't interested, you dm her a second time, very seldom will you succeed in getting anything back.
Pulling a double dm should not be attempted unless you are the modern Shakespeare guru of the direct message. To find out if you are... pretty sure a modern Shakespeare guru wouldn't start with "Hey" so if you did, chances are, you just aren't interesting and probably shouldn't try a double dm.
A third dm is the maximum level of dm's you can get away with in a row, exceeding this labels you as a thirsty gaping butthole and the Jehovah's Witness of the direct messaging world (for real stop knocking on her door). DO NOT ATTEMPT unless you are dm Jesus himself and have come back on the third text. If it is just the third "Hey" in a row, you'll need him bro
She couldn't possibly NOT be interested, and in thinking this, being either being too dumb, awkward, or confident to know that she just isn't interested, you dm her a second time, very seldom will you succeed in getting anything back.
Pulling a double dm should not be attempted unless you are the modern Shakespeare guru of the direct message. To find out if you are... pretty sure a modern Shakespeare guru wouldn't start with "Hey" so if you did, chances are, you just aren't interesting and probably shouldn't try a double dm.
A third dm is the maximum level of dm's you can get away with in a row, exceeding this labels you as a thirsty gaping butthole and the Jehovah's Witness of the direct messaging world (for real stop knocking on her door). DO NOT ATTEMPT unless you are dm Jesus himself and have come back on the third text. If it is just the third "Hey" in a row, you'll need him bro
-"UGH, is that Clay again? That's the second "hey" in a row!"
-"OMG, he's pulling a double dm? And its "hey"? boriiiing..."
- "I know right?"
-"OMG, he's pulling a double dm? And its "hey"? boriiiing..."
- "I know right?"
by Brolympian18 December 05, 2017