dingleberry

it is NOT a tick

"I have a tick on my butthole!"- guy
"no... it's dried up crap"- chic, ripping off dingleberry with tweezers from guy's butthole hair

by Sassy Walnut May 4, 2010

dingleberry

A piece of poop that comes out the anus with hairs stuck to it.

WOW, theres a dingleberry in my toilet...

by GAMEELO March 30, 2007

dingleberry

a turd hanging from ones ass hair

my ass sleeps on a dingleberry

by DYLANNNNN July 12, 2007

dingleberry

A dingleberry is a hemorrhoid.

Aunt Rosie passed on the dingleberry jam.

by Dick Barry June 19, 2007

dingleberry

1)noun--the single of a pair of balls.

2)noun-a peice of twisted toilet paper left hanging from the bottom after wiping.

1)Jim lost a dingleberry to testicular cancer.

2)My ass itches, I must have planted a dingleberry in the bathroom...

by brkbrdgs March 24, 2010

dingleberry

1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.

2. An irritating, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag.

I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally annoying.

by User of Urban Dictionary March 28, 2011

dingleberry

a piece of feces that is stucto your asshair. very hard to get out. i recomend using lotion.

mom hears a scream from the bathroom
mom: what the hell was that?
Son: Nothing mom i just ripped a dingleberry from my ass

by pooptown mcgee April 10, 2011