Decalulz

To lul 10 times in a row. Usually followed by an extreme orgasm.

Funny Guy: I'm funny.
Laugher: DECALULZ *extreme and painful orgasm*. Ow, my testicles!

by Dalapoe January 12, 2009

Deca Diamond

Symbol of bussines organization;markting association; Cult of students trying to take over the monopoly mans job.

Deca Diamond; Donald Trump; Hitler; Al Gore

by superduper1011 March 11, 2010

Decapafuck

When you capture a Wild Boar (preferably from the wild) and kill it.
You then take the corpse of said Wild Boar, cut off it's head for more entry points.
Then you and your buddies begin to have sex with both ends of the decapitated boar.

Person 1 - Wow, me and my buddies had a decapafuck yesterday.
Person 2 - My god, that's disgusting! What's wrong with you?
Person 1 - Lol yeh

by Ganger34u May 6, 2009

Deckage

A meeting document with many pages - often a PowerPoint with multiple slides

Please incorporate my slides into the team meeting deckage for Monday.

by JenReav September 27, 2023

decapamemberment

The act of both cutting the head off of someone and cutting their limbs off someone in one quick motion or used over time. Frequently said when talking about acts in video games such as a grenade kill.
Also known as gibbing.

GUY 1: I was playing left 4 dead 2 last night.
Guy 2: How did it go?
GUY 1: After I got the grenade launcher all I got were decapamemberments

by hail2theking June 16, 2010

decaffeitated

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.

Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

coffee caffeine decaffeinated decaf Starbucks barista

by SMC1028 December 3, 2010

Decantaminate

A verb meaning to clear one's work space of aluminum soda and/or beer cans.

Friend: Jesus Christ, dude, you really need to decantaminate in here, you have empty cans stacked to the ceiling.

by TheRealNicotine October 3, 2011