Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

by ax949 October 9, 2003

damn it with a stripe

A phrase more intense than just saying "dammit". The stripe gives it a higher rank, a supreme dammit.

God damn it with a stripe! What's that smell?

by dammit June 18, 2004

damn straight

synonyms: word up, right on, amen, agreed upon.

Let's say someone, in a crowded place, shouts, "war sucks!" Damn straight would be an appropriate reponse to that exclamation if you are anti-war.

by terrell mateo April 3, 2003

Ass Damn

A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.

Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.

A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.

by Bootface July 12, 2006

aw, damn!

An expression of happiness, anger, or surprise whenever something extraordinary happens.

Aw, damn! He just ran 96 yards and scored a touchdown!
or
Aw, damn! That guy just ran over a dog!

by Greg Lathane October 2, 2005

damn this place sucks balls

Expression used to state dissatisfication with your current location.

See also: Riverside

by cmkrcs1 October 12, 2004

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.

Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

by Blikk October 8, 2008