Get Cedar’d

The act of being absolutely obliterated by the gentlemen of Cedar Lofts Apartment 16. Also known as an unavoidable wave of randomness that hits you in the face and basically leaves you stunned. There is absolutely nothing you can physically or mentally do to prepare yourself for your cedar moment but it will happen regardless. Getting Cedar’d could be anything from breaking chairs, to Sean one two comboing you in front of your girlfriend. Also know as a very unpredictable phenomenon.

“Diego just stole a 10 pound ham from the Walmart, get Cedar’d”

by CEDAR LOVE 420 69 April 23, 2022

cellphone'd

Similar to being cellphoned, but going even further, so as to own oneself while operating a cell phone.

The lady caught on security footage was cellphone'd, as she blundered into the fountain while operating her cell phone.

by Dr jebus PhD January 21, 2011

Cee D

A sick Mc from liverpool. Founder of the liverpool grime scene. real name leon christian - desson

myspace.com/leoncd2k7 Cee D myspace

by Cee D October 17, 2008

Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.

Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."

by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010

cernac'd

A term used to describe sex between a male and female (generally a virgin, but not limited to one) so amazing that it leaves her drenched from nearly head to toe, in and out of every orrifice with his sperm. Not a single ounce of innocence is spared. By the end of it, she must be in a state of pure bliss so intense that she is virtually paralyzed.

This definition is a much more extreme and thorough version of the Urban Dictionary's sexual term: Woodson.

Friend: "Hey, how was your boyfriend last night?"

Girl: "He was unforgiving... literally nearly drowned in that bath he forced me through. Everything hurts."

Friend: "Sounds like you done got Cernac'd!"

by ARandomPC September 22, 2017

celery'd

something that is super crisp and about 99.9% water; something that is very cool and up with current trends. Someone who can wear almost any color, like when you put celery into water with food dye in elementary school and the celery would take on that color.

"Wow, that is so celery'd."

"Man, she is super celery'd!"

"I just found out my boss' daughter is celery'd."

by It's that other guy. August 9, 2021

celita’d

anytime you can’t play because you have to do woman’s chores or being pussy whipped by a woman

Josh is constantly being celita’d by his wife.

Robert doesn’t exist anymore; he was celita’d off the face of the earth

by Mavdelta August 9, 2021