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Going out with a friend's ex girlfriends after they broke up.
ME: I just broke up with Jen
Friend: Nice, I am gonna ask her out
ME: Go ahead, enjoy my off-cuts
off-cuts by manee October 21, 2014

Eliza Cuts 

Fiance of Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance. She is/was their stylist and is the most adorable little thing. They met on Warped Tour while Eliza was cutting hair for fans and bands.

No, she is not fat, haters. If you think she's fat, you are fat. If you think she's ugly, you are ugly. The end. They will have beautiful babies.
God, Eliza Cuts is so pretty.
Eliza Cuts by Camila and Aleks June 26, 2007

budget cuts

polite way of saying "bunch of cunts", particularly suited for use in an office environment
I was having lunch with the finance department today and realised what budget cuts they all are
budget cuts by yakfat April 23, 2010

emo cuts 

1. When an emo gets cuts from the band
2. When an emo fan cuts him/herself because the music is too good
Joey the band leader was emo cuts from the band, and afterwords he emo cuts himself because the music is so good.

hit cuts 

when a something/someone leaves quickly or unexpectedly
aye what happened?
I got robbed and the dude hit cuts on me

aye i dont have enough money to pay for the bill
yo lets just hit cuts

Fuck Cuts 

Well defined hip flexor muscles; the muscles that point directly down to the groin. Also known as Penis Pointers.
Damn, check out the fuck cuts on that guy!
Fuck Cuts by Poopsocke April 13, 2014