cumcountant

A person who watches porn and keeps track of how many 'cum shots' occur.

"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"

by z0mbieparade August 31, 2016

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cuntcocktress

cuntcocktress, A wanna be woman with a cocksman attitude

That cuntcocktress needs a bath

by spazfly April 28, 2017

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Cuccooning

The act of inserting a head, arm, leg or entire body into a butthole.

I'm putting my phone on silent FYI, I won't be able to grab it once the cuccooning commences.

by NvZbLe September 30, 2017

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Cutious

Is the feeling When you see a gif,photo or video of a cut animal Is what you call that cat. Examples are DogCutious, CatCutious and all other animal types with cutious at the end.It means they are REALLY ADORABLE.

That Cat is Cutious.

by Frederick Crummett February 23, 2018

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cumcore

Cumcore is a stylistic evolution of normcore. Influenced by the Covid pandemic and UK government advisor Dominic Cummings. The main ethos is "inappropriately dressed" which has been a main stay of Cummings Pre Pandemic but has become main stream during lockdown when the population were advised to work from home.
Slouchy ill fitting sports wear with or without stains, paired with beanie hat or just pyjamas.

No i'm not coming out. i've got my cumcore on and i'm watching Netflix.

by cookiescrumbs July 1, 2020

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