custard gun

Australian slang for a penis, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.

Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!
I drizzled my gf's donut with a healthy glaze courtesy of my custard gun. Mmm!
by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008
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slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.
Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"
by Wizards Sleeve January 10, 2007
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Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.
1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"
by Ammonymous May 17, 2011
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Proper Custard

The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.
My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.

I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
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Stir'n the custard

For a male to have sexual intercourse with a female, straight after another male has just done so and ejaculated or jizzed inside her.
Therefore siring around the ejaculate or jizz that is already inside of her.
Aww mate thats rank , she just went with him, you've been Stir'n the custard
by IbanezFreakDX February 23, 2012
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Ankle custard

When you live with multiple male roommates and you take a shower and the drain backs up. After Jenking it the sperm connected to you leg hair cooks and makes a light baby desert.
Yo watch your shower bro. My legs just took a cooking class do you have any whipped cream to go with that ankle custard?
by Creamy cook August 31, 2020
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custard cupboard

When a girl gets cum in all three holes. Hence in similar fashion of a cupboard
Dude last night I totally gave Sally a custard cupboard
by Rikki tinker January 03, 2023
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