custard gun

Australian slang for a penis, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.

Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!

I drizzled my gf's donut with a healthy glaze courtesy of my custard gun. Mmm!

by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008

slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007

Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.

1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"

by Ammonymous June 11, 2011

custard cupboard

When a girl gets cum in all three holes. Hence in similar fashion of a cupboard

Dude last night I totally gave Sally a custard cupboard

by Rikki tinker January 3, 2023

Proper Custard

The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.

My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.

I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Custard Puncher

A Homosexual Male

OMG look at those Custard Punchers giving it to each other in the ass

by CumJunkie June 22, 2009

Jamaican Custard

When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.

Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police

by Virginian foot shake April 10, 2019