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crystal

meth, methamphetamine, or more specifically, crystal meth. a very "pure" form of meth, pure not meaning clean or safe, crystal meth is the farthest thing from clean and safe. Crystal is meth that can be smoked, is extremely dangerous and addictive, and is guaranteed to fuck up your life irreparably.
Stoner: "Hey man I just scored some awesome crystal, wanna buy a gram?"

Not Stoner: "Hell no! Pot is one thing..crystal is another."
by phantomrevenge December 24, 2010
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Crysta

The craziest girl alive! It's always an adventure when Crysta is around.
Yes, its true what you've heard she is the secret member of the Avengers.
Roberto: Woahhh that crysta is one crazy girl!!
by Just a crazy guy May 23, 2013
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chode crystal

A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.

The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.
Those guys were forming a chode crystal around me so when I noticed I broke it and left.
by Stumble January 24, 2008
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Crusha

It is a Noun, Verb, or an adjective used to identify/describe anything and everything. OR to refer to a situation that is either completely positive or negative, depending on how one says Crusha .
Yo, Last night i gave her the Crusha

Tonight i have to work on a Crusha amount of homework.

Man that fall was Crusha!
or
Man that trick was Crusha!

umm, Bartender, I'll have an Long Island Iced Crusha
by Crusha Crushington June 20, 2009
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Crushable

Easy to drink, usually referring to a light alcoholic beverage.
Dude, those Corona seltzers are totally crushable.
by Chrisruptive September 2, 2020
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Crystalling

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.
What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020
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Crystal

The bestest person you will every meet she's nice funny amazing and will make you laugh and feel better when your sad
My bestfriend is a crystal. Man your lucky
by Maddiegracefrontz February 1, 2021
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