Crystal Math

When someone smokes crystal meth and then does their math homework.

When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,

"I went home and did some crystal math."

by PepPep98 May 6, 2011

Crysis Rage

The feeling you get from playing Crysis or Crysis 2, when you get owned by an aimbot mofo ai from campaign or a massive hacker noob found commonly in Crysis 2 more so than the original title. The leader of hackers in Crysis is Browny. A mega hacker who lives in a VTOL. He will aimbot you.

Crysis fanboy: OMG im winning this match!

'Hacker joins' instantly winning

Crysis fanboy: OMG you fucking hacker!

Hacker: hehe i own

Crysis fanboy: FUCK YOU!!! NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA

Result: 'massive raging heard in background on mic' Crysis rage!!!!

by MEGA FAIL OWNAGE CRYSIS TARD June 22, 2011

Crystal weed

Obama's favorite pastime.

Yo pass the crystal weed!

by BillBobbo69 July 12, 2016

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

Crysalice

A female deity associated with weeping willows. Willow roots seek the underground streams that flow to and from the earth’s oceans. To create a crysalice, much like the willow roots, you must first force the victim to surrender completely to the deep watery world of their subconscious. The soul must then be captured as an offering to the tree. Unbeknown to the victim, their souls are contained within the willows, they communicate by whispering through the leaves in the wind. In folklore, a crysalice has the ability to transcend time and ‘switch’ - at the price of eternal grieving.

'I wonder if we can retrieve the soul of this crysalice? Perhaps she can become human again.'

by perephonesballads March 1, 2020

crystal soup

DMT, Deems, N, N-Dimethyltryptamine.

“hey man I just got some crystal soup, try some”

by No.fuck.off September 21, 2020

Cancer crystals

White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).

Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.

"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"

"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010