by Gorngly October 5, 2022
Get the crumpmug. A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.
Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
by _Solaris November 22, 2017
Get the Crumpmug. That bitch is crumped up.
by Bubbles DeLicious February 27, 2017
Get the crumpmug. by leila arrow December 14, 2020
Get the crump-holemug. by urbfssidebae August 5, 2022
Get the Crocodile Crumpmug. A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016
Get the Galloping Crumpmug. 