A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.
Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
by _Solaris November 22, 2017
Get the Crumpmug. A truck driver.
Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.
Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.
by BigDBandittt November 28, 2019
Get the Crumpmug. used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.
by poo123testicles July 30, 2025
Get the Callum Crumpmug. The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim
When was the last time we had a good crumping
by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018
Get the Crumpingmug. by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017
Get the crumpmug. a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.
AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!
after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'
after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'
by nugnugs July 20, 2018
Get the crumpmug. by Judicle October 27, 2020
Get the Crumpmug.