Rusty Crumpet

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.

that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted

by Miniskip January 24, 2013

Dusty crumpet

A dusty little fucker who has problems like a box of old ass crumpets

Your such a dusty crumpet

by Pew.pew.pew.alpaca May 30, 2016

Satay Crumpet

Wiping your arse on the bath mat.

We ran outta bog roll so I had to make a satay crumpet

by Rusty ranga August 7, 2019

Blended crumpet

A handsome man

He was very blended crumpet

by Blended September 1, 2020

Tea and Crumpets

British codeword meaning Beer and Hos. Sometimes used when one wants to ditch an undesirable third member of their party by making their night sound boring. Other times used to signal its time to leave, or it is often used to fool the commoner.

Bloke, you ready to get some tea and crumpets tonight?(high fives)

Chap 1: So what are you fellows doing tonight?
Chaps 2 and 3: Oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
Chap 1: Oh, well i better be off
Chaps 2 and 3:.....Score!

Mother: where do you think your going laddy?
Son: Oh nowhere mummy, just thought i'd go get some tea and crumpets?
Mother: Ok, well have fun deary!

by TastyShakes December 2, 2010

Sweaty-Crumpet

A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.

Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!

by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009

poo crumbles

the shit left behind from lack of wipeage not well liked when trying to get the dupie from a female

Man, that bitch has poo crumbles don't get the dupie from her.

by dupieman 2009 a.k.a. bloons July 26, 2009