Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

Crump

When you're doing it doggystyle and the person on the bottom farts (pumps).

"We were having sex and he/she crumped during it"
"Did you just Crump?"

by Judicle October 27, 2020

april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

Crumped

When a human is folded in half or crumped together

“Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine”

by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020

Crump

Loose term for vagina/ass

Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!

by Mikeoimikey October 5, 2022

Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma

Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr

by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023

The Crump

When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.

Originating from Newcastle UK

“Jack, you coming out to the pub lad?”

“Nahh alan, ive got the crump.”

by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023