To crump a piece of paper. When you squish the piece of paper together it makes a Crump crump crump noise.
by Crump god November 14, 2022

"Cortisa Crump" means to do cunty hand gestures (or dance) refering to lyrics on any Cortisa Star song.
by AyeshaonlineX3 March 17, 2024

A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.
Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
by _Solaris November 22, 2017

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim
When was the last time we had a good crumping
by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma
by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016

When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.
Originating from Newcastle UK
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.
Originating from Newcastle UK
by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023
