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Crump

Loose term for vagina/ass
Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!
by Mikeoimikey October 5, 2022
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Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma
Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr
by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023
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Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016
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The Crump

When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.

Originating from Newcastle UK
“Jack, you coming out to the pub lad?”

“Nahh alan, ive got the crump.”
by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023
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crump

Verb, the act of treading upon freshly lain snow.
I had to crump through last night's snowfall.
by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017
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crump

a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.
AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!

after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'
by nugnugs July 20, 2018
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crump

slapping your tinkler in a a dumb bird’s stinkler. slinking in a stinky crease.
i was tweaking off the zooties had me crumpin on a rig. man got his crump on an ting.
by Gorngly October 5, 2022
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