by Mikeoimikey October 5, 2022

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma
by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016

When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.
Originating from Newcastle UK
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.
Originating from Newcastle UK
by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023

by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017

a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.
AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!
after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'
after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'
by nugnugs July 20, 2018

by Gorngly October 5, 2022
