Goat Throat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someone’s head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend is into goat throat crucifixion.

by CJ142857 April 25, 2022

crucified

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.

I can't skate today, I tried an impossible and was crucified.

by John L Foster May 9, 2005

Crucifer

Local rapper from Independence, Missouri. Very talented and underground. Bears a cross on his back.

I went and saw Crucifer freestyle, it was off the hook.

by t3tr1s October 21, 2008

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix

Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!

by Red Tide Bar &Grill May 16, 2008

Crucipiss

The act of urinating on a church.

I had to go so bad, I performed a crucipiss.

by chiseboy December 18, 2003

crucivixen

A femaly thats only in the flesh

That stripper is one hella crucivixen

by AMANDAJO!~! March 22, 2005

crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.

Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.

by Pville69 November 24, 2007