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Cromantic

Being creepy with romantic intentions.
Facebook stalking someone you fancy isn't creepy, its Cromantic.
by Jade monkey October 23, 2012
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Mr Crompton

1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.

Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.

Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.

2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.

3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
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Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"

Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."

Sandra: "Thats what I said"

2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.

3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
by The Wedding Guest April 9, 2010
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Cromwell

When a dead body is desiccated in a video game, usually associated with online multiplayer. Similar to acts such as "Tea-bagging" but usually much more violent such as decapitation,gibbing, setting afire, etc. Easiest to perform in games that allows further destruction of dead bodies, notably Gears of War.

The word refers to Oliver Cromwell, who was decapitated by the British monarchy two years after his death.
N00B_Pwnz3r shouted, "Cromwell!" and promptly proceeded to gib the dead body of a noob with his shotgun.
by DEFINE ME NOW March 2, 2009
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crompton

Crompton's ability to lose a game despite being surrounded with great talent
by Crompton's Lover September 23, 2009
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cromit

To vomit while making brown water or dumping hickory logs into the same toilet.
"I chased a porterhouse and a quart of chili with 3 shots of Cuervo and then had to cromit"
by babymaker December 28, 2005
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Cromp

Latin for "Long haired, dirty hat waring, urban scuba diver"

The Cromp are a rare breed and are usually found in the urban depths of Chasetown & Burntwood. If ever aproched by a Cromp it is suggested that you run away.
Shit, its a Cromp, run!!!
by azz0r June 29, 2004
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crimy

Someone living a both grimy and criminal life.
That treacherous bedouin we met last night is fucking crimy !
by riggasconi November 8, 2006
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