A chav from around Kent, mostly Thanet, enjoys train stations, mcdonalds, trackies, nike footwear and clothes, would like to just do it.
1:CRITTLER ON A MOTORBIKE
2:CRITTLER ON ROLLERBLADES
3:CRITTLER IN A CAR
4:CRITTLER ON A MOPED
5:CRITTLER ON A TRAIN
6:CRITTLER SMOKING A DOOBIE
7:CRITTLER ROBBING CORNER SHOP
8:CRITTLER GETTING CUFFED
9:CRITTLER STEALING YOUR MONIES
10:CRITTLER DRINKING STELLA
2:CRITTLER ON ROLLERBLADES
3:CRITTLER IN A CAR
4:CRITTLER ON A MOPED
5:CRITTLER ON A TRAIN
6:CRITTLER SMOKING A DOOBIE
7:CRITTLER ROBBING CORNER SHOP
8:CRITTLER GETTING CUFFED
9:CRITTLER STEALING YOUR MONIES
10:CRITTLER DRINKING STELLA
by Kikikikikikikjob June 14, 2011
Get the Crittler mug.1. One who corrupts people to drink more alcohol.
2. One who parties and outlasts the binge-drinkers.
3. One who can bling-bling in New York, but simultaneously eat Taco Bell -- when it's not too far away to walk toward.
2. One who parties and outlasts the binge-drinkers.
3. One who can bling-bling in New York, but simultaneously eat Taco Bell -- when it's not too far away to walk toward.
Psst. Did you hear that Crigler the Corrupter was on the front porch with a fifth of Scotch at 6 a.m.?
by Lazyfat December 11, 2003
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“Y’know what? You and our little shit-critter can leave whenever you want…” from the movie "Tideland"
by jadedemotions October 29, 2007
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Get the critters mug.Crittering, now an extremely prestigious and rewarding sport, was born of several ingenious high schoolers at Wellsboro Area High School, which is located in northern Pennsylvania. This sport, which most heavily relies on booze, involves driving backroads all night, listening to 80's music, consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol, and then when the time comes, running over and beating wild animals to death with sticks. The typical animal would be either a porcupine, an opposum, a rabbit, or skunk if we are feeling that hard (We usually are) The conventional weapon of choice is an object that is both heavy and blunt: medieval maces, axe handles, baseball bats, pieces of chairs with nails through them, and finally the most glorious of all weapons, the two-by-four. Camaraderie, self-sacrifice (Ed), and vehicular-sacrifice (also Ed) are also large components of crittering. When it comes down to it we just hate PETA and beat hippies. "For every animal you don't eat we're going to beat three."
"My god man, I can't believe how far that opossum flew through the air when you punted it. Crittering is the best sport on the planet!"
"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."
"OPOSSUM!!!"
"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."
"OPOSSUM!!!"
by BeatHippies July 21, 2008
Get the crittering mug.The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.
Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.
Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.
Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.
Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.
by Crunts January 14, 2010
Get the Pipe Critter mug.lowest form of a human being also known as a loser. Ugly on the inside as much as the out. Dirty cold hearted and only cares for itself.
Look who she's with now the cold hearted loser,
lowest girl i know.
Lol man she's one ugly dirty critter.
lowest girl i know.
Lol man she's one ugly dirty critter.
by critters October 17, 2014
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