Cris

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: looking ass fool Cris

No semi colons in this muhfucka. Real colon hours only

by CJ Garza June 6, 2018

Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.

Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries

by daltonjfk November 27, 2019

Cris

A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris

Cris kidnapped a child in his bear suit again...

by French Horn God May 10, 2019

cRi

When you are in between sad and happy but you still feel like crying

"Look at that dog, it's so cute!!"
"Aww, wait, BUSTERRRR, WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEE. That dog is so cute though.... cRi

by sksksksskskskskskssksks June 13, 2019

Cris

A great man who is a boss and loves to eat! He is normally playing games with his buddy Trenton!

Have you met Cris? What is he like?

by Sparkleunicorn18 October 31, 2017

feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.

- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri

by Neister March 3, 2017

Cris

A sarcastic piece of shit yet a cool and chill guy. They can be derpy and memey, but you will still love them as a friend. They also have a frog face and kin mineta from bnha

Girl : did you hear what cris was up too?

Person : being himself again?

Girl : no, he made me laugh!

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhay December 7, 2019