Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.

Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!

by reelbigdave March 10, 2009

shit chimp

slang term for nigger

bob (points to laquisha): "god, that is one horrific looking shit chimp!"

mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"

by nig_stomper2 April 14, 2010

talking chimp

A variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. These creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as McDonald's. They can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. Also known as nignogs.

My car's been nicked!

Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.

by Benny Twadge April 27, 2009

Hick Chimp

A hick with poor motor skills and no social skills. Hick chimps can often times be seen sporting crew cuts, flat tops, or mullets. It is not uncommon for hick chimps to have hot sisters that bang entire football teams.

Look at that hick chimp watching Nascar while his sister gets butt fucked by that faceless football player.

by Ronald Mexico November 14, 2006

climp

A foolish person; one who does not do what asked.

Oi, Jim. Get over here you climp.

by blue blade February 4, 2005

Chimp-Choker

supporter of the greatest football team in the world HARTLEPOOL UNITED>

The chimp chokers were happy with Hartlepool's recent well deserved and overdue promotion to the second division and are confidently looking forward to winning the championship this year

by stonk bottom August 2, 2003

chimp my ride

The addition of Ape's to a vehicle, in effect a method of 'blining' up your 'wheels'. 'homey'.

Oh, man You gonna chimp my ride? sweet!

by XXImpzorzzxx August 7, 2006