chimp out

When an individual or a group of individuals of African descent throw(s) a tantrum.

"Did you see those clowns chimp out after George Floyd sodomized himself to death with all that fentanyl?"

by KiggerNike June 14, 2023

Crimping

Crimping refers to a fictional type of song which usually contains no particular musical element but is instead sung acapella, does not follow any single tune and contains surreal lyrics that often make little sense. Other common characteristics of crimping are unusual subject matter such as soup or jackets, repetition of vocal lines and dance gestures to accompany the songs. The style is reminiscent of scat singing.

Crimping originated in the British BBC Three series The Mighty Boosh where the two main characters, Howard Moon (Julian Barratt) and Vince Noir (Noel Fielding) sing a song with each other, often for nostalgic purposes. The most obvious of these is "The Soup Song", with "Calm A Llama Down" and "Jean-Claude Jaquettie" also being prominent examples.

These small tunes were not known as crimping until the third episode of the third series, "The Power of the Crimp", in which the main characters stage a "crimp-off" against their doppelgänger rivals, The Flighty Zeus. The match culminates in a four-way crimp to which both Bollo and Naboo contribute.

The best example of crimping is the famous Four Way Crimp:

"Ahhhhhheeeeeeeee

Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!
I can't understand the things you say.
Chew mouse I love you so,
I took you from the underground and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean claude jaquette
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity fuck you!"

by Jos Banham December 30, 2007

chimpout

To loudly holler, imitating the sounds of a chimpanzee, monkey or another primate. This is a sexual act of degradation used by submissive black raceplayer, used to emphasize their innate inferiority and similarity to apes.

Dustin: Why was JaQuan naked and screeching so loudly last night at the Eagle while all those leather bears watched? I was embarrassed FOR him.

Cole: His master made him chimpout publicly. Don't worry...he was enjoying himself.

by narratophiliac83 August 26, 2022

Chimpabwe

A colony of apes in southern africa. Due to extended contact with humans they had been known to mimic human behaviour such as farming and trade. However, an exodus of humans has led the apes to chimp out and return to their natural states of coprophilia and bumrape

Have you seen how those apes are living in chimpabwe?

Yeah what a bunch of stupid monkeys!

by Cecil Rhodes January 22, 2009

We Chimp Pimpin

This saying is said when you are really bored in 6th hour and want to do some stupid shit. This also states that you are retarded.

Me: Are We Chimp Pimpin?
Friend: Yeah we're chimp pimpin!

by Your mom is gay, fr March 5, 2020

Random chimp event

the event in which apes rise up against humanity

are you prepared for the random chimp event

by The-youtube-master September 5, 2020

chimpfrogging

1. When you have mouth sex with someone that is unwilling.
2. To take advantage of someone or of a situation in an extreme way.

1. When that girl was passed out I got caught chimpfrogging her real good.
2. I can't wait to go to the waterpark, I am going to chimpfrog the hell out of that place!
3.That chimp chimpfrogged the hell out of that frog.

by RCT19 October 1, 2010