Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement

Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.

by Redskyn August 17, 2022

criminal boner

Dick so good it should be a crime. Usually forged through the crucible of thots, cum dumpsters and fuck buckets.

Want her to pay your bills? Give her the criminal boner.

by lanimirC renoB October 1, 2019

Manufactured Criminal

Someone whom was turned into a criminal based on arbitrary rule or law change.

Did you hear about Jerry? He's a manufactured criminal now with that new arm brace ban.

by Nigger_Fucker November 3, 2021

Master criminal

A person who can get away with anything and will not get caught

Phil" how did u not get caught sam
sam" im a master criminal

by Samwordjack August 29, 2021

criminal veneer

Something that while not technically criminal, by all appearances should be - such as computerized trading.

The market was off 600 points today for no apparent reason, it was just AI criminal veneer.

by starvinmarvinpalmbeach December 6, 2018

Criminal girls

Based on the Japanese video game criminal girls it is when you smack the ass of a girl for motivation

I guess I have to treat these hoes like criminal girls

by That512life February 19, 2015

criminal duck

Black duck-like bird that lives in ponds and river beds. Highly aggressive, attacks everything that enters her territory or comes in close proximity to her nest or babies. Creates a nest from rubbish such as plastic bags. Also another name for a cute light-skinned girl with black hair.

"He! See that criminal duck?" "Yeah man, she attacked me yesterday when I walked passed!"

by Thoba June 10, 2017