anal creature

a creature that dwels in your anus and sraches and bites your anus untill raw and sore.

nick is being a bitch i think he has anal creatures

by anal cadets May 4, 2006

Wal-Creature

A fat person who makes the journey to the incredible land of wal-mart to buy their cheap shit. Many onlookers will take pictures of the people to post on the internet.

Today I saw a fat Wal-Creature at Wal-Mart who was looking at a diet book.

by ravensrule December 27, 2009

lagoon creature

Someone who appears in the morning and you have no recollection how she got there or what the fuck she is doing.

Dude the lagoon creature was back again last night.
Jesus Christ the fucking lagoon creature is here...fuck

by Nig Rig December 12, 2009

Bush Creature

A bush creature , is a girl who performs sexual acts in the great outdoors. They lack standards and morals. Anything forests, parks, yards, is completely acceptable.

Yo man i was at a party & montana pulled bush creature & we got busy in the bush!

by bushcreatureextermnator July 30, 2010

Name The Creature

A horror death metal band from Central NJ.

Jeff: Yo dude did you see Name The Creature last night?

Dillon: Hell yeah they were fucking sick!

by loufrekey January 17, 2011

bleacher creature

someone who goes to baseball games and buys cheap standing-room tickets, then takes the seats of people who dont show up.

that goddamn bleacher creature only paid 4 fucking bucks!

by adam's got a knife December 3, 2007

unstable creature

Bitch

your an unstable creature, i ain't even gonna say bitch. I'm gonna say unstable creature

by G July 5, 2003