Chair

when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas

"why is the chair talking?"

by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020

Chair shot

To pick up a steel folding chair, make sure that it's in the folded position, and beat the fuck out of another person's face with it. Usually used in professional wrestling.

Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD, KING! That chair shot busted him wide open!

by allknowingsquid August 13, 2008

Cairnie Bagging

When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.

"Could Gavin Lauder please go to the front of school"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"

by James mcleec March 7, 2009

Chair Fart

When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.

"Pfffffftttttt"
Girl: "Eww what was that!?"
Guy: "Relax, just a chair fart."

by Anonish November 3, 2010

Bitch Chair

The chair at a table, usually for a meal gathering where the chairs that reside at the table are all the same and an extra chair is needed. The bitch chair is not equal to other chairs and carries the general traits of being shorter, less comfortable and uglier than all other chairs at the table. If all chairs at the table are different, the ugliest, shortest and/or most uncomfortable one is the bitch chair.

"man, we went over to Persephone's pad for a rad dinner but I got stuck with the bitch chair"

"OK, who's sitting in the bitch chair?"

by George Forward January 27, 2006

fold you like a lawn chair

To hit someone so hard he or she collapses like a lawn chair.

If you keep talking smack, I’ll fold you like a lawn chair.

by Healthcare101 April 4, 2018

Chair throwing stupid

Someone who is so stupid they make you want to throw a chair or another nearby heavy object.

I was in a rage after having to work with Scott because he is chair throwing stupid.

by schwammy January 20, 2011