Crapper

another word for toilet

"Yo, dude! I have to use the crapper!"

by ILoveWhiteBoys July 20, 2003

waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.

*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)

by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008

oh craperdoodle

and expected accident

oh craperdoodle, jason dident fill up the gas tank

by turbokayaker May 12, 2010

Vocal Crapper

One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.

Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.

Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.

Co-worker 2: What do you mean?

Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!

Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.

by Grant2053 October 21, 2010

crapper

n. A performance artist who attempts to blend the musical stylings of Country and Rap, resulting in a piece of CRAP.
Examples include Cowboy Troy and Jessica Simpson.

I bet that crapper's new album is full of it.

Boy, that new Jessica Simpson song on the Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack sure is crap.

by Candidate Raygun October 3, 2005

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

capper crapper

A handicapped bathroom. Sometimes used to fuck because of the immense room compared to regular bathroom stalls.

Can I hit you up in the capper crapper?

by Kevster March 19, 2003