coitus

A sciency-sounding word for SECKSSS. Sheldon Cooper from the show The Big Bang Theory often replaces the word "sex" with "coitus".

Penny, did you engage in coitus with Leonard last night?

I had coitus with Amy Farrah Fowler last weekend... BAZINGA!!!!

by trajiniqa September 4, 2012

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004

Coitus Regretus

(noun) being in a state of continually regretting a lapse in sexual judgment (EX: walk of shame)

"When I think about Vidal, I have an overwhelming sense of coitus regretus and want to forget it ever happened."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Coitus Bellows

Usually used were you have a older teacher that has a dan sedin/gordon freeman goatee and doesn't know how to use newer technology/gadgets.

Alex : My woodshop teacher sure is a coitus bellows, he looks like daniel sedin.
Gordon : Yah i seen him earlier, he couldn't even turn on his windows 98 computer!
Alex : LOL!

by TheJizzards June 28, 2011

COLITA

Small bud on a marijuana plant

warm smell of colitas rising in the air

by Colita December 10, 2003

cogitophilic

Adj. Someone who likes to think.

From Latin "cogito": I think, and Greek "phileo": I love

Teachers like students who are cogitophilic.

by swooper74 August 12, 2006

Coitus

A sexual act between male and female in which the penis is inserted into the vagina, or as Stewie Griffin would say:

"Inert your pen-is ('pen' as in for writing, fallowed by 'is') into her vag-in-a (like 'Badge' with a 'V' fallowed by the two words 'in' and 'a')"

Quagmire was playing a sex game with an asian woman in his country house, and he was dressed as a geisha, then he took of his robe and positioned himself over her, and saw the griffin family had walked into the room. He then said:

"Oh.....is this the weekend you guys were coming up?.......Well here I am, cream on my face, hair a mess, and in mid-coitus, I must look a sight!"

by does it matter.....? February 4, 2009