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fantasy costco

A business run by Garfield the deals warlock. It is located on the bureau of balance (now benevolence) moon base.
Lets go to Fantasy Costco

Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true, got a deal for you!
by Samdwich May 29, 2020
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Costco-hiking

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.
The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...
by Making wonders September 25, 2020
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costco gorging

A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.
Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.
by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017
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Costco shame

The feeling you get when you’ve already picked up everything you need from Costco but continue shopping and your bill is three times what you expected.

The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.
She felt the weight of Costco shame set in as she put her massive pack of lemons,

She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.
by Punan_From_Hunan April 13, 2024
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costco

the best fucking nickname you can get,
only the best stories can give you a nickname like that.
person one- hey costco

person two- fuck yeah!!
by sirridium December 7, 2021
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Costco Rica

Oh man....bought that shirt JUST because that Costco Rica folded it.
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 10, 2016
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Costco intellectual

A person who usually lives in a safe, liberal bubble who believes you can run the world as if it's a club designed to keep out poor people. They generally take edge case, nuanced scenarios, or things that can only be done in high trust systems and try to apply them to every situation.
Have you seen her instagram stories? She's such a Costco intellectual.
by IRainFall January 4, 2024
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