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by r4z44 November 8, 2023
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Costco Whisper

Items not on your list, but Costco items "whisper" to you "but me" or "you need me".
I went in to Costco with 5 items on my list. I walked out with 15 items and spend $200 more than I should have spent after Costco whispered to me - buy me!
by The Omaha Greek December 21, 2023
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Costco intellectual

A person who usually lives in a safe, liberal bubble who believes you can run the world as if it's a club designed to keep out poor people. They generally take edge case, nuanced scenarios, or things that can only be done in high trust systems and try to apply them to every situation.
Have you seen her instagram stories? She's such a Costco intellectual.
by IRainFall January 4, 2024
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fantasy costco

A business run by Garfield the deals warlock. It is located on the bureau of balance (now benevolence) moon base.
Lets go to Fantasy Costco

Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true, got a deal for you!
by Samdwich May 29, 2020
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Costco-hiking

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.
The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...
by Making wonders September 25, 2020
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costco try

The act of buying something you might not need from Costco because you can always return it later. Similar to a college try.
There was a really cool air fryer on sale, so I gave 'er the ol' costco try.
by heavy! July 2, 2022
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Costco

Costco is home to some of the grossest consumerism I come across. Local groups where people will post an item and then all the others will descend on said item like locusts, clearing it out in minutes. People posting and laughing about spending $500 a trip on shit they don't need.
I bought $500 worth of Chinese brandy at Costco!
by unidenphone January 18, 2022
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