Conditional

Subject to one or more conditions or requirements being met; made or granted on certain terms.

Your girlfriend is being conditional when she demands that we overlook her rudeness and inappropriate behavior in order to all get along.
I am not being conditional by telling you that we do not have a good relationship, it is just a fact.

by whiteadjacent December 9, 2018

Simpathal condition

When you start to simp a little TOO much.

You simp so much it’s like you have a disease

Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping

“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”

by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021

Health Condition

A euphemistic term often used by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) for a public figure who has recently been fired or imprisoned or placed under arrest for corruption charges or sexual infidelity.

China's defence minister, who’s not been seen in public for almost two weeks, is suspected to have had a “health condition.”

by Fasters September 15, 2023

air conditioner

Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.

I'm going to the Sahara Desert.

Make sure to bring your air conditioner!

by Xovria July 4, 2017

conditioner

a tool used for jacking off in the shower

You know when your a Jon when you use conditioner daily.

by tarzan and jane October 4, 2009

Ghetto Air Conditioning

Holding open the freezer door.

I couldn't afford an air conditioner so I had to crack open the freezer for ghetto air conditioning.

by Mattshizzle74 February 5, 2013

Mexican Air conditioning

The act of driving a vehicle that has no (working) A/C with all the windows open or driving a convertible with the top down. Also can be used to describe a school bus that doesn't have a/c.

This bus doesn't have A/C so lets use the Mexican Air Conditioning

by j4991 October 21, 2011