Stoners Compensation

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.

Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)

by Dimedude December 19, 2007

Commie tears

The most salty and delicious treat that comes from butt hurt commies.

This delicacy comes from the commie's eyes. To ectract the commie tears you can : Bring up basic economics, Communism failing everywhere it has been tried, their relationship with their father, mass starvation and napalm(God, I love napalm).

John: "I'm running low on commie tears. Hey Bill!"

Bill: "Yeah?"

John: "Communism has failed everywhere it has been tried."

Bill: *Cries commie tears*

John: "Nice."

by Spongey_lad October 31, 2020

Commie Slap

A backhand slap with a closed fist. Like a pimp-slap, only more painful, and leaving a bruise.

He was all up in my face, so I commie slapped him and he was out.

by Jiggy February 16, 2005

Socially Competitive

Striving to be socially better or more fun than everyone else in the room just for bragging rights. This often includes creating random adventures and outings just to have a story to tell the next day.

Lysa: So what did you do yesterday?
G'na: I totally went out on a Tuesday night, won a dance off and received a drunken marriage proposal from a 41 year old man named Skip.
Lysa: Oh, I finished my novel.

(As you can see G'na was socially competitive and blew Lysa's recap of her night out of the water)

by Leelia July 21, 2009

Commie

Communist

Those filthy backstabbing Commies.

by Vers Vlees February 24, 2003

Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.

"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."

by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005

Compensating

When a person supplements fake objects also known as proxy's in the hopes of owning the originals eventually.

Player A: Hey do you own a version of that proxy.
Player B: No but one day I will!
Player A: Oh so you are compensating then!

by The Blacker Lotus February 18, 2020