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army of compassion

1. The Salvation Army

2. A euphemism for the US Army
Oftentimes, as we discuss our country, we think in terms of our strength being the military. And I happen to believe it's important to have a strong military to keep the peace. ... The true strength--(applause)--the true strength of the country is the hearts and souls of our citizens. That's the true strength of America, see. Government can hand out money ... but government cannot put hope in a person's heart or a sense of purpose in a person's life. That happens when a loving soul, like Charlene puts her arm around somebody who hurts and says, what can I do to help you? What can I do to make your life a better life? How can I, a citizen of America, interface with you, to help you understand there is a bright hope and a better future? No, the strength of this country is the hearts and souls of the soldiers in the army of compassion.
by Kent Hang October 15, 2004
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Compassion Bully

When someone uses a disability or illness as a way to pressure you into doing something nice for them. Taking advantage of someone by using their kindness and compassion to manipulate them.
That guy always begs the band to introduce them, gets backstage all the time because of his bad legs and then acts all hurt if they say no. What a Compassion Bully.
by Roadie Overthegate January 7, 2013
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compassion

Something all penis endowed persons lack.
Where the hell is your compassion ****?
by Candi May 27, 2003
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cumission

When one does a job, work or chores and is paid or owed in sexual enuendos and favors.
He did all her college essays for light cumission
by hAirUpThere September 19, 2017
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compassionate jesse

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.
Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.
by Don Everest April 3, 2005
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cokission

Similar to commission. The reward for a job well done, from a love rather than an employer. Incentives for the conferral of a large cokission are complicated by the fact that such compensation is equally advantageous to beneficiary and benefactor.
After selling 25 meal deals in one day, Julie was in for a massive cokission on Saturday!
by sivart June 8, 2005
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Commisso

Anyone with a particularly peculiar voice and a variety of not funny jokes is called a Commisso. they do not have a first name, just a last name.
Yo Commisso!!!! ;)
by MGNht May 4, 2009
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