It's when you haven't video chatted for A LONG TIME, because you either:
a. Broke your web camera, so you can't video chat anymore.
b. You have no one to video chat with.
c. YOU DON'T HAVE A CAMERA TO BEGIN WITH!
a. Broke your web camera, so you can't video chat anymore.
b. You have no one to video chat with.
c. YOU DON'T HAVE A CAMERA TO BEGIN WITH!
friend: dude, i have been in video-chat coma for like a month!
you: what, why?
friend: because i have no one to video-chat with!
you: what, why?
friend: because i have no one to video-chat with!
by anonymous1098765432 November 30, 2009
Get the Video-Chat Coma mug.Is a uncomfortable period of time of silence, in which two people who are usually in the beginning stages of a potential relationship, discover the horror of complete and utter silence. Usually this period of time is so long, that any hope of a sexual encounter is quickly extinguished.
My date was so hot! but my conversational coma kicked in thus i ended the night like i usually do, crying and masturbating.
by MohammedMudSlaP June 25, 2009
Get the Conversational coma mug.It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)
Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020
Get the I Can't Coman Kill Myself mug.It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.
Steve: Hey, Whats up?
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009
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Get the comatoast mug.a zombie of mind when being on myspace for more than one hour or when people quit talking and/or replying to messages and comments
Chick: Man, I was in a myspace-coma for 2 hours last night!
Dude: Yeah, that's cause you're a myspace-a-holic
Dude: Yeah, that's cause you're a myspace-a-holic
by Cassoroni n cheese! March 7, 2008
Get the myspace-coma mug.The state of trance one enters when fully engulfed with a text/app/email on a mobile device. Generally involves a brief intermission of any interaction with that individual.
Joe- I'm starving. Time to feast?
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?
Dave?
Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?
Dave?
Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
by JosesRoo October 10, 2011
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